kendrene:

Look, this is probably going to end up as an unpopular post, because God knows the level of brainrot capitalism and fast consumption caused in people’s brains, but I’d rather not get TV shows for a while if it means writers get their rights defended and recognized.

Entertainment can’t come at the cost of fair pay, healthy work environment and ethical practices.

morgynleri:
“naamahdarling:
“headspace-hotel:
“jackdaw-kraai:
“humorverse:
“made a positive meme for u
”
Okay, but legit, this works. Like, it really, really does work.
”
This is the most important mental health advice
”
I’m laughing so hard, so...
morgynleri:
“naamahdarling:
“headspace-hotel:
“jackdaw-kraai:
“humorverse:
“made a positive meme for u
”
Okay, but legit, this works. Like, it really, really does work.
”
This is the most important mental health advice
”
I’m laughing so hard, so...

morgynleri:

naamahdarling:

headspace-hotel:

jackdaw-kraai:

humorverse:

made a positive meme for u

Okay, but legit, this works. Like, it really, really does work.

This is the most important mental health advice

I’m laughing so hard, so hard. This…this is so accurate. I just scraped myself out of a bullshit self loathing spiral by dragging my ass to the shower over my own stern protestations and what do you know I feel HUMAN again. And then I see this.

And if you can’t manage sleep with the first? At least go lay down and close your eyes and rest. It still helps. Even with the feeling that everyone hates you.

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A little quote graphic I made for The Magnus Archives.

I plan to do a whole series of fancy quote designs once I finish the finale, but this quote from episode 150 just sits with me.

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“Sorry boss. I can’t work today. Alexander J. Newall commented on my tweet about Murder!Martin this morning and I am freaking out.”

Alex is pro Murder!Martin and Helen!Distortion vigilante besties!

orcboxer:

spockcoded:

spockcoded:

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

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come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate

So 15 minutes feels like 8 hours, but 6 hours feels like 15 minutes, so if you go in a cave for longer than 14 minutes you have 3 possible times it could be. But you can’t know which one it is until you exit the cave so as long as you’re in there you’re schrödinger’s 9 year old spelunker who exists at 3 points in time simultaneously so in just 2 hours and 15 minutes from the moment you set foot in the cave you could meet Yourself and kick your own ass

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill. It is licenced under a Creative Commons Non-attribution Sharealike 4.0 international licence. Today’s episode was written and performed by Jonathan Sims and directed by Alexander J. Newall…..

talvin-muircastle:

my-insanity-is-an-artform:

malus-syl-vestris:

madqueensarah:

I don’t understand how on TV, people can break into homes and immediately find bank statements, passports and super important documents. If someone tried that at my place it would be “I’m sure she keeps her important stuff in her desk. No, wait, this draw is full of pens that don’t work. Aha! This box looks important! Oh, never mind. It’s full of cigarette lighters. She doesn’t even smoke!”

*I* can’t even find my own important documents in my own home half the time. If someone breaks in and instantly finds my stuff they’re hired

Robber, standing in the middle of the room: Now, if I were an anxious, possibly undiagnosed ADHD, bisexual disaster with a really bad memory, where would I put the documents?

Client: OK, this is the target.  The back door will be unlocked.  The place is a mess, the person there has ADHD off the walls.  Find these documents and bring them to me.

Professional Thief: Right. What do I do if they come home and find me there, how you want me to handle that?

Client: Nah, won’t happen. I’m gonna sit at the coffeeshop until you call me, I won’t be home.

Professional: What?

Client: What?

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